Tag: fun
member name: ~*~Nina~*~ R.
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January 17, 2008 02:07 PM EST --
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric . . . more
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January 19, 2008 01:29 PM EST --
A man who is an avid golfer finally gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says, "Holiness, I have a question that . . . more
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January 31, 2008 05:15 PM EST --
A Baptist couple decide that they want to get a dog. As they are walking down the street in town, they notice that a sign in the pet shop is advertising "Christian Puppies." Their interest . . . more
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February 03, 2008 07:00 PM EST --
Ok, if you have seen my photos, and read my articles, and jokes, you know that I have a strange sense of humor! My friends know this, and still love me in spite of myself! They know that when I have a . . . more
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February 11, 2008 11:01 AM EST --
A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God toask, "God, what is a million years to you?"
God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like asecond to . . . more
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February 11, 2008 11:28 AM EST --
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you . . . more
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February 12, 2008 12:29 PM EST --
Drunken Confession
A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in aconfession box, saying nothing.
The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, . . . more
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February 19, 2008 12:13 AM EST --
The
Pastor's Ass
The pastorentered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The pastor wasso pleased with the donkey
that heentered . . . more
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February 20, 2008 10:09 AM EST --
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself . . . more
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February 20, 2008 10:21 AM EST --
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher.
When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies . . . more
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February 20, 2008 09:30 PM EST --
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.
As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, . . . more
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February 21, 2008 02:53 AM EST --
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made anote, "Take only one, God is watching." . . . more
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February 22, 2008 02:06 PM EST --
The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught . . . more
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February 22, 2008 06:56 PM EST --
My cousin sent this to me, and I just had to share!!
A young boy comes down for breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," . . . more
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February 24, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
Ok, I am hooked to gather. I mean really hooked! Yesterday I was on all day! I only stopped to eat and go to the bathroom!
There are many times when I fall asleep with my laptop on my lap and my . . . more
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February 25, 2008 06:19 AM EST --
In Sunday school, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. . . . more
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February 25, 2008 10:32 AM EST --
My husband sent this to me in the email and I thought you guys would get a kick out of it!!
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big, burly, . . . more
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February 26, 2008 12:17 PM EST --
Only in America…do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. . . . more
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February 27, 2008 12:03 AM EST --
God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
Adam says, "Tell me the good news first."
God says, "I'm going . . . more
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February 28, 2008 01:25 AM EST --
An old couple goes to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
. . . more
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